Ask Me - Women's T-Shirt Size:M above a red vintage line-art

above a red vintage line-art illustration of a baseball player mid-throw

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Pizza occupying the same brain space as an ex is at least an upgrade in reliability

but that dollop is strutting like it just dropped the hottest dessert album of the year

Bold red uppercase block-letter text reads "THE OCEAN MADE ME SALTY" stacked in four lines across the center of the design

Ask Me - Women's T-Shirt Size:M above a red vintage line-artAliens crossing millions of light years just to perform a rectal exam suggests the universe runs on the same healthcare system we do. At least they don't charge a copay. The Details: Bold white retro text reads "ASK ME ABOUT MY BUTTHOLE" above a gray flying saucer emitting a white tractor beam. A limp human silhouette floats upward into the beam, surrounded by green pine trees in a forest clearing. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun