Professional Crop Duster - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_mvb mid-swing with a panicked expression

mid-swing with a panicked expression

Distressed dark brown chunky serif text below reads "Gassquatch

" above blue block text reading "HAMBURGERS

Baseball and orchard country were inseparable in the early twentieth century

"Crisco" to its left and "Vagisil" to its right

Professional Crop Duster - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_mvb mid-swing with a panicked expressionCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.