Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL zero attended practices

zero attended practices

Red text reads "CLASS F" and "BASEBALL" beside a small North Dakota state outline with an arrow pointing to "FARGO

" Large decorative serif lettering reads "DUFRESNE & REDDING" above a ribbon banner bearing "FISHING CHARTERS" in bold block letters

Loaves and fishes don't multiply when a baguette costs nine dollars

Arched distressed white block text reads "EVER HEAR OF A" above a cartoon portrait of Uncle Buck in a gray fedora

Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL zero attended practicesRunning for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy. Everybody relax, the Pork Chop Express is on the ballot. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved white serif text reads "VOTE JACK BURTON" along the top of a circular badge outlined in red and white rings. A halftone blue portrait of Jack Burton fills the center, flanked by red text reading "2028" on a ribbon