Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L so at least this guy

so at least this guy is honest about it

Takashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science

with condensed black sans-serif text reading "EASTERN LEAGUE" and "CLASS A BASEBALL

followed by cursive script reading "Wellsville

" A military chevron insignia with two downward-pointing V-shaped stripes and a star centered above them appears at the bottom

Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L so at least this guyPivoting from adult film stardom to a recording career covering Transformers songs is exactly the kind of late 80s cocaine logic that made perfect sense at the time. The demo tape was real, the talent was debatable, but the confidence was absolutely bulletproof. Inspired by Boogie Nights. The Details: Pink script text reads "The Touch" above a posterized orange tinted illustration of Dirk Diggler singing into a studio microphone, eyes closed with one