If I Call You Darling Mug Size:One Size Ever have one of those

Ever have one of those “Is it too early for wine

and with just the right amount of cheek

Slip it on and you’ll instantly want to schedule a hayride

Your to-do list mysteriously vanished

not someone else’s shenanigans

If I Call You Darling Mug Size:One Size Ever have one of thoseIf I call you darling, would you make me pancakes? The most romantic negotiation ever printed, and the answer should always be yes. This if I call you darling mug sets the terms of endearment sweetly. The darling is available. The pancakes are the condition. Both parties benefit. Who this is for: The couple whose love language includes breakfast foods The Valentine's or anniversary gift with the softest ultimatum Anyone needing an if I call you