Karate Man - Chain Belt in Kung Fu - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL A turkey bone deciding someone's

A turkey bone deciding someone's fate with less structural integrity than their marriage

Einstein got shot one minute into the future and probably spent the whole trip thinking about dinner

White block text at the bottom reads "FIT'NESS PIZZA IN MY MOUTH

" Distressed orange rounded retro text at the bottom reads "Guns Out

and a gray sole plate

Karate Man - Chain Belt in Kung Fu - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL A turkey bone deciding someone'sBilly Ray Valentine earning a chain belt in kung fu is the kind of credential that only exists at a dinner table full of terrified old money. Karate Man bruises on the inside, and honestly, so do the Dukes' guests. Inspired by Trading Places. The Details: Large gold yellow kanji characters appear behind a red duotone posterized image of Billy Ray Valentine making a martial arts hand gesture with mouth open. Distressed gold yellow block text reads