German Sausage Jokes Are Just The Wurst - Unisex Hoodie Color:Light Blue Dusty ponchos and flexible ethics

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Bold white serif text reads "THE BEETUS" across the top

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Distressed gray block text reads "BIRMINGHAM" above a baseball flanked by "18" and "87

German Sausage Jokes Are Just The Wurst - Unisex Hoodie Color:Light Blue Dusty ponchos and flexible ethicsGerman sausage puns operate on the principle that acknowledging a joke is terrible somehow makes it funnier, which is a level of psychological warfare most comedians can only dream of. Precision engineering applied to wordplay was inevitable. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration of a sliced sausage log with two cut rounds sits at the top, rendered in pink and dark maroon with visible spice spots in the cross sections. Dark maroon Gothic