Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy with a red banner across

with a red banner across the bottom reading "DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME" above "TWO DOLLARS

a golden-yellow hand makes Shooter McGavin's signature finger-gun gesture

Distressed white sans-serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top

Places like Futurama weren't just alleys

Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance cables and an unsettling jawline

Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy with a red banner acrossListing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty. The Details: Distressed white sans serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading