Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Inspired by James "Jimmy" McGill

Inspired by James "Jimmy" McGill from Better Call Saul

and "TOWSON DUNDALK WOODLAWN" in smaller white text to the right

That wholesome exclamation point is working harder than any HR department in history

White cursive script reads "Rubes" alongside the mascot

a detailed coral-pink lobster illustration faces forward at left

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Inspired by James "Jimmy" McGillBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below