I Wanna Get Laid - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL " and "NEWPORT BEACH

" and "NEWPORT BEACH

" A horizontal bat-shaped underline sits beneath

" Bold white Western-serif text reads "CAPTAIN HOOK" above light blue text reading "FISH AND CHIPS" flanked by anchor icons

but shushing everyone to pretend he hears it is peak fake maturity

bearded figure performing double dumbbell bicep curls appears below in cream and golden-tan ink

I Wanna Get Laid - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL " and "NEWPORT BEACHLaid to rest is the only version of getting laid that requires zero effort and has a 100% acceptance rate. Eternal unconsciousness might be the most honest relationship status available. The Details: Distressed cream text reads "I WANNA GET LAID" in large arched vintage serif lettering. A green gravestone engraved with "RIP" sits on green grass with fallen leaves, flanked by orange jack o' lanterns and surrounded by orange bats in flight. Small