Dick in a Box Christmas - Women's T-Shirt Size:S " and "FRONCH CUISINE" with

" and "FRONCH CUISINE" with smaller text listing "FRONCH FRIES • FRONCH DRESSING • FRONCH BREAD

White script text reads "Karl Hungus" above bold white block capitals "CABLE TV REPAIR" with a small white antenna icon

Slap a gift shop on it

" flanked by clouds and a city skyline silhouette

with long brown hair and a beard

Dick in a Box Christmas - Women's T-Shirt Size:S " and "FRONCH CUISINE" withWrapping a box and cutting a hole in it remains the most ambitious gift giving strategy in holiday history. Somehow it's more romantic than anything you'll find at Tiffany's and more legally questionable than anything you'll find on Craigslist. The Details: A high contrast, distressed white print shows two figures in suits and sunglasses from the waist up. Both figures raise a hand while holding a gift wrapped box in front of their waist. The